The Story 2

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So one day, a day much like today, only in a galaxy far, far away Inunasha, a pot-smoking rapid bunny DJ, Kagome-A, Genk-I, the gay rat Shipo, and the studly man Ed were walking along singing sing-songs from the smash-hit Broadway show "Rent."
"Oh, Kagome-A, I love you," said Inunasha as he knelt down with a small box made entirely of fish scales. "I have a proposition for you." Kagome-A gasped and clapped her hands over her mouth. Inunasha opened the small box made entirely of fish scales and [glow=red,2,300]BAM![/glow] Kagome-A was toast!
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Toast that seemed to have a picture of the VIRGIN MARY on it!

Or MAYBE it was Michael Jackson.
"Duuude! She needs some jelly cuz she just got TOASTED!!" Ed smirked.

Now I'm sure you're probably wondering why Inunasha turned Kagome-A into toast with the image of Michael Jackson on it. The answer is simple. The author of this story never liked Kagome-A. Can you say CONSPIRACY!?

"You want conspiracy!? Lets think back to Florida in the 2000 election," Al Gore said.
"Dude! Where'd you come from?" Ed, a faithful member of the politcal Green Party, asked.
"Up yours," Al Gore replied.
Gore then smashed Shipo with his oddly large fist.

What the..

"Dude do you think Kikie-O's gonna take you back now that you totally toasted Kagome-A?" Ed remarked between puffs on the pot-smoking rapid bunny DJ's pot.

Ed was then struck by a giant bolt of lightning! Though rabbits can do what they want, people both real and cartoon need to say away from drugs.

The remaining Inunasha, the gay rat Shipo, Genk-I, and the pot-smoking rapid bunny DJ busted out the theme song for DARE.
D! I won't do drugs! A! won't have an attitude! R! I will respect myself! E! I will ed-u-cate me! EVERYONE THIS TIME!
"You know what, I wonder if she will take me back," Inunasha pondered.
"Oh, well let me tell you something. Do you remember back when I was Commander-N-Chief in the White House? *chuckle* I cheated on my wife Hilary as you all may know. (She's the mayor of NYC now btw... doin a terrible job but don't tell her I said so.) She took me back," ex-President Bill Clinton stated.

What the..

"She'll take you back, sonny," said ex-President Bill Clinton.
"Well I'm not so sure ex-President Bill Clinton, but I'll try. Thanks for your help."
Ex-President Bill Clinton then changed into the Jewish alien from planet Zebthrown that he really is and rocked off into space.

"I think we should go look her up! Do you know where she lives now, Inunasha?" the gay rat Shipo asked.
"Well I know she escaped from Hell a while back... last I heard she was living in an old abandoned Food4Less. Although I also heard the Administrator with a short little religious emo skater tried to break in and get to her. I think she fled after that."
"Well why was she in hiding?"
"Rumor had it she slept with a dead stuffed gorilla."

What the..

And then all of the sudden [glow=teal,2,300]BAM![/glow]
Conan O'Brien and Former Secretary of Defense Robert Reich started shooting at Inunasha, the pot-smoking rabid funny DJ, Genk-I, and the gay rat Shipo!!

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Former Secretary of LABOR Robert Reich

The author's apologies for writing secretary of defense on the page above.

continued shooting at Inunasha, Genk-I, the gay rat Shipo, and the pot-smoking rabid bunny DJ. They all jumped into a nearby tree

and started eating Smucker's jelly. Afterall, with a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
Then Former Secretary of LABOR Robert Reich was eaten and spat back up by a very large domestic tabby cat. Former Secretary of LABOR Robert Reich was then turned into a zombie!

What the..

Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, started getting attacked by bears! These bears came directly out of the thighs of the one dude on Dot-Hack-Sigh!!

He busted out his guitar and tried to kill the bears by singing the theme song to the 70's TV show "The Flying Nun" at the top of his lungs

but alas, that did not work because Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien is a wonderful singer and guitar player. Even when he's singing the theme song to possibly the most pointless show ever created.
So Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien bit a chunk out of the bear's back. At least we hope it was the bear's back. Lets not consider other possibilities.

The bear then decided to show off for the incredibly sexy Shipo (no, the bear was not gay, it was a girl). So the bear attempted to shoot an apple off of Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien's pompador.

Then, since this is the world of anime, they turned into those little boxers from that one board game. Vague but you know what I'm talking about.

Obviously the author of this incredibly stupid story loves Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, so for your own sake we'll just kill him right now.

So that bear got the best of poor old Conan O'Brien of Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

What the..

Inunasha then signaled to the rest to hop down from the tree, but when Genk-I jumped down she was confronted by an angry Pikalo!

Pikalo slapped Genk-I across the face and asked angrily, "How come you never called me back!? You TOLD me you'd call me back tomorrow! Do you even KNOW how many hours I spent in my room cuddling the flippin dragon ball with the six dots crying over you while listening to Goku have intercourse with his wife next door!? DO YOU?!"
Pikalo then made out with Genk-I. It was hot, it was steamy, and you needn't know more.
Pikalo then turned into a little green knome and hobbled away.

What the..

TO BE CONTINUED... [/color]